Twins

Jamie.
"Hey, Amie, Mom said we are twins.
Is that right?"

Amie.
"Yes. I guess."

Jamie.
"My bike is blue. Your bike is pink.
Are we still twins?"

Amie.
"Yes. I guess."

Jamie.
"You're wearing a skirt. I'm wearing pants.
Are we still twins?"

Amie.
"Yes. I guess."

Jamie.
"You fell off your bike. I didn't fall off mine.
Are we still twins?"

Amie.
"Yes. I guess."

Jamie.
"You got a Band Aid on your elbow. I got one on my knee.
Are we still twins?"

Amie.
"Yes. I guess."

Jamie.
"I got a loose toof in my mowf. You don't.
Are we still twins?"

Amie.
"Yes. I guess."

Jamie.
"I'm a boy. You're a girl.
Are we still twins?"

Amie.
"Yes. I guess."

Jamie.
"Because you're a girl, and I'm a boy,
does that make you smarter than me?"

Amie.
"YES."

Jamie.
"What happened to...I guess?"

Amie.
"Oh, I didn't have to guess on that."

Jamie.
"Yes. I guess."

Amie...with a girly grin.
"Hee Hee."