Satire Poetry posted September 5, 2018 Chapters: 3 5 -6- 9... 


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Vote for Harold Stassen

by michaelcahill


 
the great debate

a solar flair
midst a panel
of scarecrows
chatty and affable
 
the loquacious locomotive
grinding steel churning
on silver ribbons
a joke of reporters
shout, "Chicken!"
rushing through a field
seeking the tracks

but the train derails
and victory is won

a hoedown of farmers
shoveling loads
 

the wisened oak had stood for over two-hundred-years,
the rope was worn, but us kids swung from it ...
seemed like the thing to do.

 

we, the men with whips
cry freedom
we chain justice fast in place

blind indeed
for she need not see
ahem ... our indiscretions
see no evil
tell no lies
 
we plunge into the earth
seeking everything
as our own
 

if you dig a hole in the middle of Old Jeb Kelsey's Creek and
you keep digging and digging and digging ... the creek
will eventually spill out into the Dragon Pearl Restaurant
in Peking, China. The patrons will be pissed ... But it will
be a dandy laugh.

 
two scoops please
vanilla

a noose
not too loose
for it must snap
to gain attention
when it reaches
full extension

we'll just have to leave you hanging

there's a meetin'
and we're a greetin'
we be sangin' praises
to almighty God
don't spare the rod
 
love your hat
and leather shoes
play the tuba
too
 
bring that staff down hard
and quick
and build this country
brick by brick
upon the backs
of someone 
 
it's time to eat
so where's my supper
this is written
don't you know
 
old white men
are chosen
we have guns,
sons
and money,
honey
 
it's the natural order


read all about it
 
vote for me
again

     I'm Harold Stassen




 



Free Verse Poem-Any Topic contest entry


Harold Stassen was a Republican politician. In 1948 he had a serious run for the GOP nomination eventually losing to Thomas Dewey on the third ballot. He was to run again and again thereafter becoming a perennial candidate.

I recall one year, in the eighties I believe, his nephew placing his name in nomination. Often states would place a popular local politician's name in nomination as a tribute.

These candidates were called "Favorite Sons". They referred to Stassen that year as a "Favorite Uncle". I can still hear Walter Cronkite, "Well, We have Ronald Reagan, the sure nominee, Anderson, Bush, a possible Vice Presidential candidate for the ticket, two favorite sons and a favorite Uncle."

His last run was in the year 2000, one year before his death. I'm saving you the trouble of looking him up. Draw your own conclusions. :))


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