There was a charming hustler named Chet

and his cute, conniving wife, Annette.

   Said he, “We've too much loot.”

   Said she, “Let us bear fruit.”

Very soon, pregnant, Annette did get.

Since then, I've heard many a story,

but none that included a jury.

   Though doubtful some are true,

   one must give them their due

and bet everything's hunky dory.