General Script posted January 23, 2018 | Chapters: | ...209 210 -211- 212... |
Scene in a Blood Stream
A chapter in the book Worlds
Amoeba World 6
by Bill Schott
An unnamed white blood cell meets up with Arriba Amoeba in someone's heart. WBC: Hey, Doll. You're not from around here. AA: What was your first clue, Mr. Holmes? WBC: It's my job to know who belongs and who doesn't. AA: So what's your deduction, Mr. Taxman? WBC: Are you a nerve cell? AA: No, but you’re getting on my last one. WBC: Are you a plant cell? AA: Let me demote you to Dr. Watson. WBC: You are a cell, right? AA: If you're buying, Professor. WBC: Okay, so you're a cell. Are you a red blood cell? AA: Are you new on the job? A red blood cell stops by. RBC: What is occurring, Dubyah? WBC: This unidentified cell is resisting my efforts to identify her. AA: He's all over me. WBC: It's my job to -- AA: Profile and harass? RBC: Hi, Miss. My name's Rudolph. AA: Arriba Amoeba WBC : Amoeba! RBC: Any relation to Disraeli and Terrance Amoeba? AA: Cousins. I refer to them as Dis and Terry. RBC: They started that movement down in Mexico. AA: I’ll take a bowel for them. WBC: We can’t have any amoebas here. RBC: Look, I’ve got a load of oxy I’m schlepping up to the brains of this outfit. Tag along? AA: I’ve only got one cell to live, Red. Fade to black.
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