| General Flash Fiction posted August 4, 2017 |
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A help wanted ad in less than 50 words
Good Help These Days Is Hard To Find
by Ogden
Help Wanted Ad Under 50 Words Contest Winner
Help Needed Immediately!
Experience Unnecessary!
Generous Wages!
Qualifications:
You must be someone with little personality,
and less self-respect, willing to admit blame
for everyone else’s mistakes, most of them mine.
You will be fired immediately, if any of my mistakes warrant it.
Reply with recent photo to djt@wh.gov
Help Needed Immediately!
Experience Unnecessary!
Generous Wages!
Qualifications:
You must be someone with little personality,
and less self-respect, willing to admit blame
for everyone else’s mistakes, most of them mine.
You will be fired immediately, if any of my mistakes warrant it.
Reply with recent photo to djt@wh.gov
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Writing Prompt Write an internet help wanted ad seeking an employee for a job of any kind.. Creative entries are encouraged. (Keeping yours clean is a requirement.) Use basic and advanced editors, to select only one color for font, and one for background. No animation, music, or soundtrack of any kind. Use an illustration that is NOT A MEME. (Your writing must be the only pertinent words to the reader displayed.) |
Help Wanted Ad Under 50 Words Contest Winner |
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