| Humor Fiction posted February 3, 2017 |
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A story in 50 words
Blind Date Favor To A Former Friend
by Ogden
Please see Author's Notes after reading the story.
The author has placed a warning on this post for sexual content.
Trying not to stare at her mustache and the hair on her chest, I said, "Let's get dressed and go to McDonald's. When she went to powder her nose, somebody asked me if she was a cross dresser, and I said, "No, she's always very pleasant." It was very embarrassing.
Humorous 50 Word Story writing prompt entry
Trying not to stare at her mustache and the hair on her chest, I said, "Let's get dressed and go to McDonald's. When she went to powder her nose, somebody asked me if she was a cross dresser, and I said, "No, she's always very pleasant." It was very embarrassing.
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Writing Prompt Write a humorous 50 word story. 50 words exactly. No need to have a beginning, a conflict or resolution. Just tell something funny in 50 words. No poetry. |
AUTHOR'S NOTE
There are other possibilities that can explain the narrator's reaction to his blind date's physical "attributes," and the reader may decide between them. Either the narrator was so turned off by the hirsuteness (chest hair, in this case) of his otherwise lovely blind date, or he was not, and they went out for a Big Mac. Or he couldn't help noticing their anatomical similarities, and offered her an alternative way to get acquainted (chatting, over a burger and a coke).
I hope you enjoyed the story.
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and 2 member cents. There are other possibilities that can explain the narrator's reaction to his blind date's physical "attributes," and the reader may decide between them. Either the narrator was so turned off by the hirsuteness (chest hair, in this case) of his otherwise lovely blind date, or he was not, and they went out for a Big Mac. Or he couldn't help noticing their anatomical similarities, and offered her an alternative way to get acquainted (chatting, over a burger and a coke).
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