General Script posted January 12, 2017

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Ned and Pons meet at a gift shop

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Scene at a Gift Shop

by Bill Schott

Ned: Whacha gittin' yer gal fer Valley Times Day, Pons? Pons: I don't have a significant other right now. Ned: Other'n what? Pons: Significant Other, Ned. That means someone important to me. Ned: Ain't I 'portant to ya? Pons: You're different, Ned. Ned: Caint I be a sniff-a-cant utter? Pons: Significant other is a way of saying boyfriend or girlfriend. Ned: Ain't either one of them easier to say than sis-smithican-otter? Pons: The term is usually used when referring to men or women who either haven't announced any sort of understanding, or, frankly, if you don't know if the other person is male or female. Ned: Don't cha know wetter she's a girl er not? Pons: There's no girl, Ned. Ned: Well, well, well there, Pons. I weren't aware you was dating anutter dude. Pons: I'm not dating another man. Ned: So he's jist a sick-ifficant-tother then?   Write A Review Pays one point and 2 member cents. You need to login or register to write reviews. It's quick! We only ask four questions to new members.