"Ball and Spool"
By Ricky1024
Written December 31st,2016
"Once Upon A Midnight Dreary....
"And welcome back Fanstorians to my final "Shed More Tears Fairytales and Fables this year!"
"My turn now Ricky!"
"Take it Annie!"
"Okay, like I'm Annie...
"The Annie Oakley the 'Greatest Female Sharp-Shooter West of this dem, det, Mississippi River!"
"Did I spell it right Ricky?"
"You, bet Annie and as my narrator you Fan Story Reviewers are in for a real treat!"
"Like ice creme Ricky?"
"Kinda like Kool-Aid!"
"Whayz dat?"
...
"Well anywho Happy New Year all and enjoy this piece "Ball and Spool"
...
"Okay Annie?"
"Yes, and as Ricky's narrator I will try and say it as fast as Ricky writes it on some 'Thing of a think of a Jig?"
"What is that Ricky?"
"A cell phone dear!"
"Whats dat?"
"Never you mind and read it...
"Talk it...
"Or, what ever!!!"
...
"Okay this is about two things cowkids and pops!"
"A ball of yarn and a spool of string?"
"Ricky help!!!"
"And, stay write here Annie and all you reviewers for my "Lesson of the Day!"
Ricky...
...
"And during this....
'Once Upon a Midnight Dreary'
"There was a Ball of Yarn and a Spool of String."
"And they were down right MISERABLE!"
"You see...
"For those two these's....
"Two nasty kids lived in and ruled over a house called....
'The HOUSE OF SUFFERING!'
"And in this house of suffering and pain; they were quiet...
"Even more quiet than a mouse!"
"Cutting, knotting, ripping, and...
"This went on atop this huge children's desk that their moms and dads made then sit each day as punishment!"
...
"Cynthia, where's the scissors?"
"Here Joey, right here in my dirty hands!"
"Cut it!"
"Cut that nasty string and spool!"
...
"OUCH!"
"They hurt me again Ball!"
"Sorry Spool but one day....
"One day soon....
"God will help us if, we pray...
...
"I just want to help a good kid fly a kite Ball!"
"And, I just want to be made into some warm, old, sweater for some cold, old, lady Spool!"
"So, they prayed...

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"Dear God?"
"We pray to You...
"Each and every...
"Single day to You....
"Help us make those nasty kids go, away?"
"They hurt us each and every way!"
...
"So, Ball and Spool did pray...
"And, each and every way...
"Each and every night...
"And, each and every day...
...
"Ricky!"
"What now Annie?"
"More of dem der...
"Kleenexs!"
...
"But kids...
"This went on a very, very, very...
"Long time and it was getting WORSE!"
"So, Ball and Spool devised a plan!"
"A MASTER PLAN!"
...
"One night when the two, nasty, brats were in their beds with...
'Soured Sugar Plums'
dancing in their nasty heads...
"They formed a ladder from string and wool!"
"Gently and carefully they climbed down the huge desk til they felt the floor!"
"Roll Spool roll for your life!"
...
"They rolled and rolled...
"Over and over again and AGAIN!"
"Until finally...
...
"Look!"
"Look Spool!"
"Look at that big hole!"
"That's what them bad kids call 'A Door!'
"Lets roll through!"
...
"So yes cowkids!"
"They rolled and they rolled and to this very of day...
"Ball is content living in a beautiful Wool Sweater on a lady named Kathy helping to keep her warm!"
"And Spool?"
"Well, let's just say...
"Gone With The Wind!"
The End.