Prologue
"A detailed account of my life...
{Past and Present]
The book...
"The House of Suffering" is based on a fifties band...
{On a 45]
"Which hangs over my front door..
"Announces to all that enter."
...
"I will bring you into a place that is Dank, Dark, and horrid where no one on Earth....
'Wishes to go."
"From 'The House of Suffering!' To 'The House of No Return!'
"I shall Bring to you...
"A Heaping helping of House- Pat-Tality !"

Chapter Number One:
"The House of Suffering"
By Ricky 1024
Written December18th, 2016.
"Quietly enter...
{this December} and bring not a carrot or cookie HERE"
"Santa Clause ain't got the 'BALLS!" to enter here!"
"No Sleigh or sled cause all whom now live here...
"Are FUC**** DEAD!"
...
"Out Of Your Head?"
"Then step right Inn and I will give you the 'Guided Tour!'
"The first room...
'The Ocean of life Room' was where....
"MY DEAD SON JASON USED TO LIVE!"
"Yes, He died so others could life and begin...
"Again, Then come in 'To My House of Sin!'
...
"See the new room in my edition?"
"Yes, this is where my DEAD WIFE CAROLYN DIED FRON A FUC**** HEART ATTACK!"
"The bathroom?"
"That was where she was when she tried to survive but...
"Easy Come and Easy GO !"
...
"Oh?"
"The Kitchen?"
"Yes, My favorite room because...
"IN 2006 THAT WAS THE ROOM WHERE I GOT THE SEVEN INCH SERATED KITCHEN KNIFE AND STABBED MYSELF NOT ONCE BUT TWICE!"
"Oh, Did I forget that...
'FUC*** AFTERWARDS I TOOK THE SAME KNIFE AND SLASHED MY NECK...
'WHAT THE HECK !"
"NOT ONCE, TWICE, BUT THRICE!"
...
"Well there you have it my pains and my two, family, members too...
"Not much left here to do?'
"Perhaps, I will get a rope and...
{Like a Dope}
"Go hang my miserable self, from the nearest tree?"
"It"s as easy as 'A-B-C!'