General Script posted August 5, 2016

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Pons and Ned meet at an art exhibit

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Scene at an Art Exhibit

by Bill Schott

Pons and his cousin Ned meet at a sculpture exhibit Pons: Hey, Ned. I didn't expect to see you at a sculpture showing. Ned: You probably never will, Cuz. I just come over to check out this plane crash site. Pons: This isn't a plane accident, Ned. These are pieces of art. Ned: I didn't see no pieces a nobody. But looky here at this debris. Pons: No, Ned. An artist carved these huge designs as proof of his ability. Ned: This is the proof? Pons: Oh, yes. Look at this one. It's called --. Ned: Wait, wait. Let me guess. It's called Body Block. Pons: What? Ned: Sure. This feller on the left is gettin' knocked on his keyster by this chick on the right. Pons:That's not -- wait, what makes you think this is a guy and that a girl? Ned: Well, looks like they's both nek-ked, like them arteests like to do 'em. Pons: I think that -- Ned: This one on the right ain't sportin' no package. Now them scoopters would'n fergit to chisel them in iffen they was some. Pons: Gee, Ned. The plaque says -- Ned: 'Course, he may not be a finished wit' 'em yet. Pons: Finished? Ned: Yeah. He still needs ta put some dern hands and feet on these folks. What about heads? Pons: I'm not sure that's going to happen, Ned. Ned: Not a hands and feet guy, huh? Pons: Actually the plaque -- Ned: 'Spose it's jest as well. Them gall dang vandals woulda had them heads knocked off right after they spray painted them crotches. Pons: I don't know what to say, Ned. Is there any work out here that you like? Ned: There is that green'n over there by the woods. Seems ta be gatherin' a line. Pons: That's a portable toilet, Ned. Ned: Wonner if it fell outta that plane? Write A Review Recognized Thanks to seshadri_sreenivasan for use of the photo of the sculpture Pays one point and 2 member cents. Artwork by seshadri_sreenivasan at FanArtReview.com You need to login or register to write reviews. It's quick! We only ask four questions to new members.