General Script posted May 28, 2016

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Pons and Ned meet at Home Depot

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Scene at the Home Depot

by Bill Schott

Pons and his cousin Ned meet at a Home Depot. Ned: Hey, Pons! What brings you into the DIY headquarters? Pons: I'm doing some landscaping and need to get a hoe. Ned: Maybe you oughta try one thing at a time, Pons. Pons: I'm cleaning out a patch by the front and hauling in gravel. Ned: Gettin' yer ashes hauled in the process? Pons: Huh? Ned: Nothin' like a little manual labor to get the labor-ee-toe goin'. Pons: Know where they keep the tools? Ned: They got this know-it-all over in lumber, but the numb-nuts in the paint department thinks he's God's gift to home approvement. Pons: I need new shovels, and a couple of those -- I don't know... Ned: Contractor babes with the hungry eyes? Pons: Pick axes. Ned: Yeh! --and muscle melons to match. Pons you're a wild man! Pons: What are you doing here, Ned? Ned: I'm lookin' to get a job here sellin' lumber and such. Pons: What do you know about lumber? Ned: I'm a 'stud'. Women 'pine' fer me.  And, whatever they want me to do, I 'wood'. Pons: What if they don't want wood? Ned: I'm willin' to watch some motor-vated fillies go at it. Pons: You seem to have a one-track mind, Ned. Ned: All aboard, Ladies!   Write A Review Pays one point and 2 member cents. You need to login or register to write reviews. It's quick! We only ask four questions to new members.