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By Ricky 1024
Written October 17th, 2015 at 6:40 PM. Est.
Characters-
Number One-Brain!
Number two-Leg!
Number Three-Mind!
Number Four-Eyes!
Number Five-Body!
Number Six-Nerves!
Number Seven-Heart!

"Later at the scene of Ricky's recent accident...
"Sunday the 11th of October...
11:30Am. Sharp!
"Stat!
"9-11!"
"9-11!!!
"What Brain, what's the Beef?" Asks Mind.
"Well twin sister of mine...
"It's TWISTED!"
"Yup, I knew Brain and INSANE!" States Mind!"
"Eyes saw the whole, damn, mess!"
"And your guess is as good as mind!" Adds Brain."
...
"What the hell happened?" Asks Eyes and Nerves."
"Well as far as I can figure Eyes, you saw a metal thing with rubber ed feet hit a big stick on the side of the rode and then hit our human, Ricky!" Adds Brain.
"Let me ash my twin sister Mind to figure it out, she's much smarter then me Eyes. States Brain."
...
"OK, all of you guys Brain, Mind Heart, Leg, Eyes, Body, Nerves, listen! Yells Mind!
"I goggled accident and then trauma and that metal and rubber ed thing was a 1999 Chevy Tahoe and that stick was a massive telephone pole states mind."
"And they call this an accident!"
"And Ricky {our being} was transported {two hours later} to a hospital and they operated on His leg you Leg!"
"Five hours later, they placed an eighteen inch titanium rod in you leg {right} and left you left alone, so you left felt nothing but right you are in PAIN as well as NERVES! " States Mind."
"Brain?" Yes now what Leg?"
"Can you tell Nerves to go to the local liquor store and buy EVERYTHING cause Ricky needs a drink and I could use another BREAK from all this!"
The End.
Amen!
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