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By Ricky 1024
For Skye....
"Shed a tear not for Me...
"For I am where I was meant to be.....
{Theology 24.241}
"Once and but only once Upon a Time when life was a little more relaxed in rhyme...
Hi ye-all!'
"This is Annie Oakley the greatest female sharp-shooter this side of the Mississippi!"
And I'm back again for the umpteenth time to narrarate this story with a lesson for all!'
"See ya at the end with the lesson!"
Annie...
"Michael'
"Where is that trouble of min?"
"Here Granny I'm a coming"
"Yea, yea, yea and so in Christmas in July little guy."
"Where have you been?"
"Missing again?'
"For hours!"
"I worry since your mom and dad passed away."
...
"Well, to tell you the...
"Truth?"
"Sour spaghetti to that brat?"
"When have you?"
...
"The next day the same thing so Granny sent Michael's little sister Kate to investigate!"
"Michael why are you so as the stars?"
"Well Kate I got me a new toy!"
"Perfect for this bratty boy!"
{Chuckle}
"A sling-shot! "You'll get caught and where was it bought?'
"Johnny gave it away the other day!"
"He got in trouble when he accidentally ricocheted!"
....
"Well, you had better not get caught cause Granny will get out the 'Whipping Switch!"
"And don't hit any of Granny's favorite Blue-Jays!"
"She feed them every day!"
...
"So Michael practiced on squirrels and missed!"
"He practiced on chipmunks, rabbits, and raccoons when he wasn't being punished in the corner of the school room for being cruel and stupid!"
"I heard that he once took aim at Kate's cat!"
"Good thing Kate didn't spy on that!'
"So what reviewers do you think of that?'
"And that wasn't very nice but you have to believe that this menace has a heart as COLD AS ICE!'
...
"So, with the approaching of the Fall Michael's eighth birthday was in November on the *fifth!"
"Pops promised me a Met's game, my first as he took aim and missed the squirrel."
'I'll never hit a thing!" He thought.
"So, as time progressed Michael did not!'
"What a terrible shot!' He thought.
"I Can't even hit a fly!"
...
"As he headed home, he saw a Blue-Jay land on Granny's chestnut tree."
"Should I?" He thought as he took dead aim...
"WACK!"
"Right between the eyes as the bird fell hard on the ground!"
"Oops!"
"But it's ok no one saw me!" He thought.
"Tee, hee, hee..
...
"The next day with Pop coming to take Michael to the game on his birthday...
"Michael I saw you kill granny's Blue-Jay the other day!"
"I was watching from my upper bed room!"
"I'm gonna tell!"
"I'll rot in hell from the wick en switch!'
"I'ill make a deal with you...
...
"Beep, beep, beep!"
"Where's that kid?"
"Scream and shout!" Thought Pops.
"It's boy's day out!'
"Michael, where are you?'
"Here pops in my room."
"Why aren't you dressed?"
"You look like doom!"
"Pops, Michel's a little under the weather and wants me to ask you if I can go in his place?'
"He got into the cake and ice-cream before the party!'
"Michael?'
"Oh, well I guess so the tickets cost a fortune and the Mets are waiting!'
"A few weeks later...
...
'Yes, John I can't go golfing today this is Michael's make up day!'
"Ok, call me later.'
Click.
Such a nice day for early Fall, nice and warm! Thought Pops as brought a brand new Rebel fishing pole home to Michael as a big surprise."
'What?
'You can't go?'
"You always like to go fishing?"
"Look at this beauty!'
"It cost me a fortune!" 'States Pops.
'It's Ok Pops, Michael's got a bad tooth ache a molar cutting though, he'll take a rain- check though." Kate slyly lies.
"He said for me to go again."
"After all it's now boy's and girl's day out!'
"This continues on for several more times until one day...
...
"Michael?"
'Yes Granny?'
"Come in my room I want to have a talk with you." She says.
"Remember way back in November on the **fifth?'
"Yes Granny?"
'Well, I saw you in the bottom window while doing dishes when you killed that Blue-Jay that day."
"And who much longer are you going to let Kate torture you?"
The End!
****
"Hi ye-all reviewers and cow-kids!'
"Wasn't that funny?"
'Yah never know?"
"Lesson learned about being cruel to defenseless creatures of God and I even heard through the grapevine that Michael threw that sling-shot in the can and is now doing better in school and understands!@
Later..
Annie Oakley.