Humor Poetry posted September 11, 2015 | Chapters: | ...73 74 -75- 76... |
Version Two : Away again
A chapter in the book Christine's Poems
Cardboard Cutout Husband 2
by Chrissy710
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This is version two about my 'cardboard cut out husband' who I made a few months ago to take to a dinner party as a joke because my real one was away working interstate and couldn't be home for the occasion. So I made a cardboard cut out version and dressed him in a suit etc and took him. My family and friends thought it quite funny and I got quite a bit of mileage form this. Lol
However my husband did come home for 10 days and informed me that he was going away again for 2 months., which he did. SO I took the suit off my original cardboard version and dressed him in my husbands work clothes and took him down our mates place for our Friday night drinks and get together. Once again this version proved quite funny and we 'raise a glass and say Hi to him when we do Friday's.
My real husband did return home and he could see the funny side of my prank and even 'had a drink 'with the cardboard one.
But wait he has just told me he will be going away again soon so I shall think of something else to do with my cardboard version
I couldn't resist writing a poem about this and this one is the second one I have posted
The original one is still in my portfolio on Fanstory but no photo attached as I didn't know how to add images when I posted that one called My Cardboard Cutout Husband so if you want to read that feel free to access this on my portfolio( it may help understand this version and reference to the suit etc.
Anyway thank you for reading this version and I hope you embrace my weird sense of humour. My kids often think I have ' gone mad' but I can't help myself sometimes I love life and find fun it lots of things.
Stubby is a small bottle of beer
Bunnings is a hardwear store in Australia for the handyman, and tradesman. (My husband gets withdrawal symptoms I'd he can't ' go to Bunning's at least once a week!!)
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and 2 member cents. However my husband did come home for 10 days and informed me that he was going away again for 2 months., which he did. SO I took the suit off my original cardboard version and dressed him in my husbands work clothes and took him down our mates place for our Friday night drinks and get together. Once again this version proved quite funny and we 'raise a glass and say Hi to him when we do Friday's.
My real husband did return home and he could see the funny side of my prank and even 'had a drink 'with the cardboard one.
But wait he has just told me he will be going away again soon so I shall think of something else to do with my cardboard version
I couldn't resist writing a poem about this and this one is the second one I have posted
The original one is still in my portfolio on Fanstory but no photo attached as I didn't know how to add images when I posted that one called My Cardboard Cutout Husband so if you want to read that feel free to access this on my portfolio( it may help understand this version and reference to the suit etc.
Anyway thank you for reading this version and I hope you embrace my weird sense of humour. My kids often think I have ' gone mad' but I can't help myself sometimes I love life and find fun it lots of things.
Stubby is a small bottle of beer
Bunnings is a hardwear store in Australia for the handyman, and tradesman. (My husband gets withdrawal symptoms I'd he can't ' go to Bunning's at least once a week!!)
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