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a bit of a horror story
A chapter in the book Short
Ben and Jerry
by Bill Schott
The author has placed a warning on this post for violence.
The doctor looked through the window to see how his patient was doing.
"There is no way you can do that and live."
"Okay, Ben, let's see if you're right."
"Jerry, there is no way I'm going to sit here and let you swallow razor blades."
"I'll be fine. I do this all the time."
"You swallow razor blades all the time? I doubt that."
'Well, not before today. I have swallowed a couple dozen since breakfast though."
"Oh my God! Jerry! Are you insane?!? We have to get you to surgery! Razors will slice through your
intestines. You'll be literally shitting your guts out!"
When the doctor entered the room, the talking stopped.
"Halo, Jerry. To whom are you dalking?"
"Hey, Doc. I was just practicin' a conversation I'll be having soon."
"Zo, vot topic vill be your conversation?"
"Well, Doc -- Hey. Do you mind if I call you by your first name, Doc?. Cuz we're friends?"
"Zertainly, Jerry. Is okay. My name is Benjamin."
"Okedokee, Benny. Listen. I'm going to swallow a dozen razor blades and clean out my colon."
"Zere is no vay you can do dot and live."
"Okay, Ben, let's see if you're right."
The doctor looked through the window to see how his patient was doing.
"There is no way you can do that and live."
"Okay, Ben, let's see if you're right."
"Jerry, there is no way I'm going to sit here and let you swallow razor blades."
"I'll be fine. I do this all the time."
"You swallow razor blades all the time? I doubt that."
'Well, not before today. I have swallowed a couple dozen since breakfast though."
"Oh my God! Jerry! Are you insane?!? We have to get you to surgery! Razors will slice through your
intestines. You'll be literally shitting your guts out!"
When the doctor entered the room, the talking stopped.
"Halo, Jerry. To whom are you dalking?"
"Hey, Doc. I was just practicin' a conversation I'll be having soon."
"Zo, vot topic vill be your conversation?"
"Well, Doc -- Hey. Do you mind if I call you by your first name, Doc?. Cuz we're friends?"
"Zertainly, Jerry. Is okay. My name is Benjamin."
"Okedokee, Benny. Listen. I'm going to swallow a dozen razor blades and clean out my colon."
"Zere is no vay you can do dot and live."
"Okay, Ben, let's see if you're right."
"There is no way you can do that and live."
"Okay, Ben, let's see if you're right."
"Jerry, there is no way I'm going to sit here and let you swallow razor blades."
"I'll be fine. I do this all the time."
"You swallow razor blades all the time? I doubt that."
'Well, not before today. I have swallowed a couple dozen since breakfast though."
"Oh my God! Jerry! Are you insane?!? We have to get you to surgery! Razors will slice through your
intestines. You'll be literally shitting your guts out!"
When the doctor entered the room, the talking stopped.
"Halo, Jerry. To whom are you dalking?"
"Hey, Doc. I was just practicin' a conversation I'll be having soon."
"Zo, vot topic vill be your conversation?"
"Well, Doc -- Hey. Do you mind if I call you by your first name, Doc?. Cuz we're friends?"
"Zertainly, Jerry. Is okay. My name is Benjamin."
"Okedokee, Benny. Listen. I'm going to swallow a dozen razor blades and clean out my colon."
"Zere is no vay you can do dot and live."
"Okay, Ben, let's see if you're right."
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