One day I was walking
in the fresh air,
I heard a soft whistling
and walked over there.

I parted the ferns
and what did I see?
A mad little leprechaun,
scowling at me.

I picked him up gently,
he started to squeal.
I said, "where's your gold?"
That's always the deal.

"Okay, you got me,
he said with a frown,
I'll give you my gold,
but first, put me down"

While I was mulling
his little request.
he broke free and ran,
left me holding his vest.





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