"HORRIBLE HARRY and the BULL-FROG!"
By Ricky1024
{Written 11-25-2014 while in Cell#4} 6:00-6:18.PM. EST.
"He ye-all, got here at Ricky's cell before him!'
"Annie Oakley here!'
"He'll be back after dinner in a bit!'
"He left me a note...
"Whom it mat concern...
"This is a 'Shed a Tear Fairytale and Fables Story for book #2 "Shed More Tears Fairytales and Fables{2014.}
"Annie will read it to you!"
"Thanks,
Ricky...

"Ok, I guess I get to read with my 3rd grade reading level!"
{Just shooting not schooling cow-kids and reviewers was my game!]
"Here goes...
"Once Upon a time before Human-beings God created the 'Insect and Animal Kingdoms.'
"Never knew that cow-kids!'
"Did you?"
"And in this early time there was many giant creatures from 'Terrible terry to Humongous Hugh' the brontosaurus!"
"And then...
"And then...
"Bang, Bang, BANG!!!"
"Watch out for here comes 'The Tremendous Trantasauursus Trantasaurious Rex!'
"And he ruled both the 'Animal as well as the Insect Kingdoms!'
...
"The 'Bird Kingdom' feared this terrible creature!"
"Birds were the only source of food as plants were still developing!
"Just call up your sister Tilly at 1-239-244-2356 and she will know what to do about you!"
The mother Screamed.
"And Tony have you looked at your reflection in the lake?''
"For goodness sake!"
"Your weight!"
"Your waist must have grown a thousand inches!"
"Look, your belt won't even hold up your britches!"
"And I went to your cave the other day and your oven was loaded with mess!"
"Stop cooking so many pizza!' She Yelled.
But MOM!'
"No buts about it!"
"And look at you oven!' 'It's broken and filled with such a mess!"
"And clean it and exercise!"
She Screamed until she was blue in the face!"
"Get out and exercise, swim and stomp trees!" She yelled again."
...
"Those words lasting impression and she did call and she road his 'Richard Simmons Dino-Cycle' and he swam the great lake and stomped down so many trees that he destroyed a whole Forrest!"
"He stopped eating pizza and eat only insects and scrubbed his dirty oven, too!"
"And that is where the story begins...
...
"HORRIBLE HARRY and the BULL-FROG!"
"Horrible Harry was a bull frog and best friend to all during pre-historic times cow-kids.
"He was a mentor a good fisher-frog and always was concerned with the environment making sure not to pollute."
"One fine day in the month of May when there was no calendar and time was calculated with the passing of the full moon ...
"And on the fifty-fifth full moon...
'{about one-million-billion BC}
"Horrible Harry and his best friend in the world Bob headed down to the lake to go fishing."
"Suddenly they heard a terrible noise a stomping!"
"Stomp, Stomp, STOMPT!!!"
...
"More noisy then a loco-motive gone loco!"
"More powerful then a nasty storm!"
"It's Tony the terrible! Yelled out Harry.
"Run for your life!' All the animals and insects scurried for cover!"
"And Tony jumped into and stompted the river!"
"Thousands of gallons of water and fish flew up into the sky!"
"As the fish came down, Tony gobbled them up like a turkey cow-kids!"
"Flip my lid!' Yelled Harry.
"There he goes again wiping out our dinner!"
"Since the moon was full Tony decided to go fishing by stompting the water of the lake for goodness sake!
"Even though he likes fish, Tony loved Frogs especially fat and juicy bull-frogs!"
"He watched for toads, insects, and fish and also Bull-frogs!"
...
'Horrible Harry, where are you?"
'I won't hurt you!"
"Right, thinks Harry and Bob."
"Both of you would make a handsome pair!"
"And a nice 'Bull-Frog Burger' too!" He added.
"What's a 'Bull-Frog Burger' Harry?" Questioned Bob.
"I don't know but it can't be good!"
"Run!!!"
...
"That, night Tony stompted and stompted himself to sleep!"
"And in the morning's light, the pair hopped home to rest cow-kids!"
"And the moon would not be full again for ten days, so the pair went fishing again trying to forget Tony."
...
"Tony!"
"Tony!"
"Wake up and go shopping at the T-Rex Dino-market in 'Dino-ville!"
"Bring me back a ton of flour and lard so UI can bake you birthday cake young Dino!' She said.
{Tony is 902 Dino-years old today!"
{166 human.}
"And I'm cooking up a special meal with fat and juicy bull-frogs from 'Spencer's Lake that pops caught!" She added.

****

"So,Tony hooked up the 200 foot wagon to his loins and pulled the wagon to the 'T-Rex market' in downtown 'Dino-ville"
"Being that it was still light, Tony decided to stop and do some 'Bull-frog' fishing of his own!'
...
"Stompt,stompt, STOMPT!"
"Terry?'
"Yes Bob?"
"Is that what I think it is?"
"Really?
"No way its not moon time and Tony is probably still sleeping after eating the whole lake!"
Harry said.
"Suddenly Harry jumped so hard from Tony's stompting that him and Bob were flung onto the shore!"
...
"With no place to hide, the pair were quickly Tony's and placed into Tony's 'catching pounce, {unaware he had the feast he dreamed about!}
"Is that you down there Harry grasped bob?"
Tony asked.
"Nope!"
'We are not bull-frogs but stinky and smelly toads!" Harry stated.
"Why don't you let us go and we can help you catch that pair of tasty criminals! Harry stated.
"We can go fishing at 'holly Springs' that's were they have been hanging out!"
"Nope!"
"Catch go shopping now for mom and pops!" He stated.
...
"After shopping...
"Tony left 'Dino-ville' unaware that he really and truly had 'The Prize!"
"Tony was skipping and prancing happy as can be sensing that he had the 'Prize!"
"Got me a pair of fat and juicy bull-frogs 'Bull-frogs, Bull-frogs!"
"Gonna have me a "toad roast' tonight! All right!"
"Pray Bob for our lives!" Harry said.
"Upon arriving home, Tony refused to release the pair as the pleaded for their lives!"
"No amount of 'Dino bucks' would convince him to give up 'The Prize!"
...
'Mom, I caught these too!" He boasted.
"Two fat and juicy bulls!" He added.
"Tony!"'
"Release them now you have plenty that pops caught and so9ld at the market! She yelled.
"But mom?"
"No buts about it and lets have a party!"
...
"Diss-appointed, Tony hobbled into the jungle and went back to the lake."
"He did like told and released the two scared bull-frogs to their utmost delight!"
"Thanks Tony and I hope you catch those two, thieving bulls!" Harry said as he and Bob quickly hopped away!"
The End!
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"Hi ye-all and what lesson did you learn everybody?"
'Yes to pray and not hurt others just because you are hungry!'
"See you all at the next amazing 'Shed More Tears Fairytales and Fables!'
Annie..