The difference between you and me
First..in the restroom I sit to pee
You stand to splash leaving a mess
My patience you're trying hard to test

Skipping a shower with a hat on your head
I go with not feeling any embarrassment or dread
Woman can't go without being refreshed
We want you to notice we're not a hot mess

Men try to act so rough and coy
If you cant please us~we'll grab a toy
They don't accept if we claim a headache
Man and woman should cause earth quakes

Women enjoy pampering spas and fun malls
While men watch sports and scratch their balls
Football parties and summer fun we share
Together in life we have no problems or cares

Men and woman are different in many ways
I'd be sad if men left~ oh please just stay
Together in our lives both sexes make a team
It takes both partners to live the American Dream