You are a peanut butter sandwich eating Man!
I am. I am
Without any desire for strawberry jam
I know... That's why I am a PB man

Do you have a life plan?

I think I'll make a PB and PB sandwich for me
I'll spread that brown stuff on the bread so freely
It'll stick to my gums and get caught in my teeth
But I'll gobble it up, like a peanut butter thief

You are incredible, I like how you think
But you have peanut butter breath and are starting to stink
Maybe another PB sandwich will smooth out the stench
Or I'll just close my mouth and keep my teeth clenched

Now you're talking man, just fill up that hole
Perhaps you'll go to heaven as a peanut butter soul
Wow man, I never thought of that
Just one more gob of PB, yeah, splat!

Munch, munch mmm, mmm, blah, blah, munch, woow
Peanut butter words from this man's own wazoo
I'm greatly indebted to this fine tasty treat
'Cause now I have peanut butter powers that cannot be beat

Remember, you are what you eat!