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Stubble Trouble
by Debra White
I am a hairy lass, it's sad but true. I try to keep my stubble out of view. A bearded-lady I don't want to be, but that seems what fate has in store for me... Too much testosterone is such a bore and shaving's both a hassle and a chore. The more I shave, the more hair seems to grow and shaving rash ain't pretty, as you know. I went to a salon the other day, where I paid Faye to wax the lot away; bikini line, full legs and eyebrows too, top lip and chin, it took an age to do. Seems waxing's not much better than a shave; it hurts like hell and I'm not all that brave. The stubble's peeping through already too... I'll change my name to Dave, that's what I'll do! |
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Writing Prompt Write a poem of any type about 'growth'. No other requirements! Have fun :) |
I'm not really a bearded lady, but keeping oneself neat and tidy can be tedious!
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