Oh come on now, just lighten up!

I think you've gone too far.

I merely peeked at the pudding;

And I replaced the jelly jar.


I no longer have the cravings

you so clearly think are mine.

You can see I chose no cookie

for you're with me when I dine.


I wonder why you always think

I'm going to eat Manhattan...

I've settled for a cracker (low-fat-brie)

so it won't fatten.


I promise to be true to you.

I've cut things down to mini!

But trust me, things are gonna change

when I'm back to feelin' skinny!