Snow white scoop with chocolate sauce
Red cherry atop my yearning cause
My weighing scales swing with a glare
'Shoo off shoo off from seduction's snare'

'But just this one time can't I indulge?'
'One step backward in the battle of the bulge'
My tongue tingles seeing the chocolate sheen
'Please don't look at that blasted machine'

My willpower melts in the heat of my desire
With my heart and soul my hands conspire .