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a joke
A chapter in the book Worlds
Elephant World 5
by Bill Schott
One elephant says to another, "Hold my hand."
The other says, "I cant."
"You mean you won't," snapped the rebuffed pachyderm.
"No. I mean I cant and tend to tip over."
One elephant says to another, "Hold my hand."
The other says, "I cant."
"You mean you won't," snapped the rebuffed pachyderm.
"No. I mean I cant and tend to tip over."
I like telling elephant jokes. This is a new one that I just made. It's lame humor is typical of this genre. The word 'cant' means to lean.
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