My Day Went Great

Doing Housework oh what fun
It takes forever to get it done!

Doing yard work what a joy
I think I'll hire a little boy!

Doing dishes, cooking meals,
Where did I get such red-hot deals?

Dusting, mending, washing floors
Doorbells ringing at both my doors.

My children yelling, "Mom come quick,
There's a man here, who's name is Dick."

The lawnmower breaks,
I burn the steaks.

What else could go wrong?
Please "Where is this suppose to belong?"

Dad arrives an hour late,
People show up from out of state

Me a mess,
In my old torn and ragged housedress.

Great it ain't,
I think I'll faint,

"Come on Honey," liven up.
Take a sip from my coffee cup.

Running around from room to room,
Has left me in a dismal gloom.

I say hello to our guests,
Put on music to their requests.

Run upstairs to change my dress,
So I don't look such a mess.

After an hour or so,
The company just has to go!

Hurray I say in such away!
Cause now it's time for me to finally hit the hay!!!!

For I want sleep cause I'm so tired.
And if you don't like it, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!

ZZZZZZZZZZ