Sumthin* fishy

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Jeremy hadn't caught a fish all morning. He was packing up when the vicar arrived and sat next to him on the river bank.

One hour later the vicar's keep net was bulging.

"Is it divine intervention?" asked Jeremy, astonished.

The vicar chuckled. "Nothing like that. Go home and rub your hand between your wife's legs then mix it through the bait. The fish love the smell."

So Jeremy went home. His wife, June, was standing at the kitchen range. He slipped his hand between her legs and started to rub.

"Hello, vicar," giggled June. "Are you going fishing again?"

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Write a story of 100 words. not including the title. Any subject accepted. Must be exactly 100 words.

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