What She Likes about a Man

Whispering softly, “Do you know what I like about a man?”

“How’s that woman? Speak up!”

“Romance! You old fool, I want some romance.”

“Romance, you want romance, I’ll show you romance.”

“What, you left your romance in the kitchen?”

“No, the TV remote. We’re gonna watch The White Lotus.”

“Is it a show about romance?”

“Oh yes, indeed! It’s about the lotus sexual positions.”

“Really, how many positions?”

“Not sure. A bunch.”

“Is this only for white people?” 

“No, silly, everybody does ‘It’ on a white lotus.”

“They do it on a flower?”

“Maybe, we’ll have to see.”

“We don’t have any flowers in the backyard.” 

“We can order some white lotus.”

“How many do you think we need?”

“I think a couple of dozen to start with.”

“Now, that’s what I like about a man.”