The spring started out with a bang
With Stephanie Clifford's harangue
It became rather stormy
The graphics just floored me
Describing the shape of his wang

The summer kicked off with a shot
An assassin nearby was not caught
We all watched Trump bleed
While Cheatle's pants peed
As she tried to keep covered the plot

They said he'd go down in the fall
When she won the first round of the brawl
With a billion spent
They did not save a cent
But the radio shows were their downfall

The political cycle has run
The Kamala cabal was real fun
Joe flipped us the bird and
We've now been unburdened
By blowhard celebs in the sun

She said she would sue Exxon Valdez
But as border czar she's like Cortez
To quench her great thirst
She shall be the first
To certify Trump as the prez

Take care when you walk down an alley
Quite soon she may set off to Cali
She'll be hunting for meat
She's got puppies to eat
In the sweet spots of Silicon Valley