Yeuk! Phew!

I never was an oil painting,

running is my favourite thing.

Pounding streets on Christmas Day

keeps me out of people's way.

Gruesome features, soaking wet,

lathered in foul-smelling sweat.

I never was an oil painting,

running is my favourite thing.

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Ugly Christmas Sweaters contest entry

An off the wall alternative take on the theme.

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