General Poetry posted December 14, 2024


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at the ugly sweater competition

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by SimianSavant

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I thought her sweater was fair trade
Until I learned how it was made

Fibers woven from her bush
Weaved with butt hairs on her tush

Dyed with ochre from the loo
Are the brown bits from there too?

I thought her sweater was fair trade
Until I learned how it was made

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Ugly Christmas Sweaters contest entry


I hired 20 ugly sweater models with Dezgo AI. The one I picked above says she's from Morocco. Tell me which one you liked the best:

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