omeone shared the low-down scoop
ere in my taxidermy group
   t's the rage today, whoop whoop!
here's a cure for runny poop!

errieres dressed with such gear
undulate with Christmas cheer
oblemen cabooses veer
rinding one won't make you queer

atrons of the upper class
verlook that it is crass
h, it complements my ass!
aupers peer through gilded glass

hey're in short supply, you see
nder guard with lock and key
ich folks show them off with glee
iddy sold his pair to Ye

aptivated shoppers leap
ansacked boutique owners weep
ll who own them rarely sleep
awn shops never sell them cheap

quirrel butt plugs sure excite
apping off a wild night
ll who try them: erudite
ry to fit em good and tight

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