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Christmas Shopping Poem contest entry

My Procrastination Situation

by DragonSkulls

Twas the day before Christmas and all through the store were last minute shoppers and crazies galore.   Here I'll have to admit I waited too long and too put off shopping while knowing it's wrong.   With one console left, a gift for my boy, a PlayStation 5 I knew he'd enjoy.   The clerk opened the case. Its style was unique. I got pushed aside by some gamer freak.   He grabbed the last console. I pushed him right back, but what happened next... that wacko attacked.   Twas the day before Christmas as I flew through the air and the movie display was thrashed everywhere.   He instantly vanished like night to the dawn, and he and my gift were magically gone.   There I waited in anguish for cops to arrive. So my son got a card... no PlayStation 5.