A Kidnapped Boy's Victory

I, just like everyone else, heard of how a young boy

escaped a kidnapper.  Not by physical self-defense, or

with the help of the cops, but with the help of the

evangelical songs the man we have to accept to go to

heaven which is Jesus put on his heart to sing while

riding with the kidnapper... With caused him to let

the boy go...

“Okay, to make this poem interesting, I'm gonna have to

categorize this young boy’s victory with... the video

game boss endings on Super Mario Brothers 1, 2, and

3... for your Nintendo. …if only Nintendo wasn’t obsolete.

But anyway, here it goes.”

Boss level of Super Mario Brothers 1: …Being taken

by and riding with the kidnapper, represents King

Koopa spitting fire at the young boy, who is categorized

as Mario or Luigi.  As the boy sings one evangelical

song after another, fire balls constantly hit the kidnapper's

will to keep the boy.  Then suddenly, just like Koopa is

defeated in Super Mario Brother's one, the Kidnapper's

will to keep the boy topsides and falls into the lava

upside down...  As the boy is released, he says, "Thank

you Jesus for rescuing me."

Boss level of Super Mario Brothers 2: …Being taken by

and riding with the kidnapper, represents King Wart,

the Giant Frog, spitting deadly crystals at the boy

representing Mario, Luigi, Toad, or Princess Toad

Stool.  The veggies being thrown into the Frogs

mouth represent the evangelical songs the boy sang.

Suddenly, the just like when King Wart is defeated in

Super Mario Brother's 2, the kidnapper's will to keep

the boy lets out a funny yell.  After a few second of

flashing back in forth from dimness to brightness, the

kidnapper's will to keep the boy elevates itself into the

air, and falls a long distance while letting out a multiple

amount of short funny screams.  A door magically appears,

which the boy walks through, and is released from the

kidnapper...

Boss level of Super Mario Brothers 3: …FINALLY; being taken

by and riding with the kidnapper represents Bowser, jumping

high up into the air, trying to land on the boy, who once

again represents Mario or Luigi.  Every evangelical

song the boy sang while riding with the kidnapper

represents Mario or Luigi moving out of the way of

Bowser as he lands on the weak brick foundation. After

Kidnapper's will to keep this young boy lands on this weak

foundation one time too many, there's nothing for the

will of the kidnapper to stand on, so it falls many many

many stories down into the pit underneath....................

................................BOO OOM!!!!!  A door opens, then

the boy goes free. 

The boy says, "Thank you Jesus, but the young kidnapped

victim is in another castle, I mean another car...  ha ha ha

just kidding...  Bye bye kidnapper, bye bye...