The Orange Agent with his characteristic flair
Is returning to the White House (complete with his duck ass shaped hair)
With a wave of his hand and a rictus grin on his face,  
Has turned 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue into a carnival space!  
 

The Oval Office now has a children's slide
And clowns in the hallways taking folks for a ride.  
“Make America Fun Again!” he booms with glee,  
Come and see the jugglers as they perform in the marquee

 

Press briefings are now a game of whack-a-mole
With JD Vance trying to debate gun control
“Ask me a question, and I'll consider my reply
Be it the truth or a well concealed lie"

 

The cabinet meetings? A talent bonanza on presidential scale
With knife throwing, a magician and a massive car boot sale
“Now listen to me carefully one and all

we need to finish that pesky wall"
 

Every Friday nights a fiesta, with buffalo wings galore,  
“Take a swing at the issues, let’s settle the score!”  
My cabinet shall consist of Musketeers and stars

A twitter style policy and perhaps some Tesla cars

 

The press will get a makeover - no more fake news

It will be me and only me who will give all interviews 

Welcome to Trumpton news full of stories and spinning

With the constant message - The Donald is Winning

 

Melanie is the First Lady for a second time

Dressed in her best attire to see the latest Showtime 

As she strolls through the halls, with the grace of a queen

And every room sparkles a sight to be seen

 

So raise up your glasses and toast to this day

In Trumplandia's where The Donald holds sway

With each twist and turn, buckle up and hold on tight

For a show full of surprises and a touch of delight