A Week Before Spring Break

It was the Friday before Spring break and Easter Sunday, the special education students were having an easter party.  The teacher handed out easter baskets, and the eggs the kids died for fun.  

 

This kid named Ethan, started eating the egg he dyed, and no other kid was eating their eggs.  

 

The teacher looked at Ethan funny and said, "Ethan's EATING his egg."

 

But thinking nothing of it, the teacher brushed it off, and every kid continued on with the easter party.  But then Ethan started glutting.  He pulled the hotdog out of his easter basket, and ate it. Ethan then pulled the birthday cake out of his Easter basket and ate all of it.  He then pulled the bacon western cheese burger out of his basket, and ate it.  He then pulled the Big Mac out of his basket, and ate it. He then pulled the snickers, the twix, the Milkyway candy bar, the twinkies, the ding dongs, the hostess pies out of his basket, and ate all of them.  

 

The teacher couldnt' stand it anymore.  So the Teacher said to Ethan, "ETHAN!  WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!  YES THE FOOD IS SO GOOD THAT IT TASTES LIKE FOOD THAT'S IN THE PLACE WHERE WE HAVE TO ACCEPT JESUS INTO OUR LIVES TO GO WHICH IS HEAVEN!  BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO HOME IN YOUR EASTER BASKET!  NOT IN YOUR STOMACH!  YOU'RE GONNA END UP SICK IN A MINUTE!"  

 

All the students started laughing.  

 

A very embarrassed and humiliated Ethan said, "YOU DON'T HAVE TO LAUGH."

 

The students laughed even more, this time at what Ethan said.

 

Ethan was so humiliated and embarrassed, he jumped out of his seat saying, "OH I FEEL LIKE HELL, THE PLACE WHERE WE'LL GO IF WE DIE WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS!"  

 

Then Ethan sprinted out of the class and tripped and fell in front of the Janitor.  

 

The Janitor said to Ethan, "Ethan, if you don't go back to class, you're going RIGHT down to that Priciple's office.  And I ain't FREAKING around either!"

 

Ethan got scared and ran back to class.  The teacher put Ethan in the corner for ditching class.  

 

Ethan was so angry, he decided to pretend he had a gun and started aiming his index finger at things and going "Bang BANG BANG!  No more desk.  BANG BANG BANG! No more airconditioner!  BANG BANG BANG! No more marker board!"

 

                                                OH BOY!  I sound like R.E,M. singing their hit song titled 'BANG AND BLAME!'

 

But anyway, the teacher got mad and said, "Ethan, stop playing guns! If you wanna play guns, you can go down to the Priciple's office and get a whoopin and feel like you're in the place where we'll go if we die without accepting Jesus into our lives, which is hell!"

 

I bet Ethan couldn't wait for spring break!  LOL!