Satire Poetry posted November 5, 2024


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Capitol Punishment.

Chad for President!

by Terry Reilly

 
 
A cynical voter named Brad
 
deemed Trump and Ms. Harris rank bad.
 
He'd heard them haranguing,
 
thought both needed hanging,
 
so he searched for a hopeful called Chad.



Party Pooper #3 writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt



Write a limerick about the 2024 US Presidential Election. Humor and wordplay are encouraged. Your limerick must follow aa-bb-a rhyming. You may have more than one stanza as long as each stanza follows the correct format.

Example written specifically for this contest:

There once was a trucker named Tucker
Who offered his viewers some succor:
When your party lacks class,
Don't take a hard pass;
Instead, clench your buttcheeks and pucker.


Here is a resource with tips on limerick cadence.

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Previous political contest listings:

Party Pooper #1
Party Pooper #2

Political 5-7-5 #1
Political 5-7-5 #2
Political 5-7-5 #3
Political 5-7-5 #4


Who can forget the hanging chads fiasco of 2000, especially in the Sunshine State?
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