When I was a college student
I worked my way through college
in the campus cafeteria,
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As a member
of the dish room crew.
I dubbed us
the slime patrol.
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And we nightly
Cleaned up the mess
Left behind by
The entitled rich snobs
That dominated the university.
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I learned a lot
About life
Working alongside
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One day some entitled pricks
Were hazing me
As I cleaned up a mess
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They had left behind
After a food fight.
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A beautiful woman
Came along and rescued me
Berated the pricks
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Tore them a new A….,
Made them apologize
To me
For disrespecting
a fellow human being.
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I wanted to thank
My guardian angel
But she ran off
Without giving me
Her name and number.
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I wanted to go out with her
For she was my fatal attraction type
Tall, bosomy, great bodacious booty
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with a sexy vibe
And alto voice with a touch
Of a foreign accent.
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But alas
It was not to be,,
But from that moment,
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The entitled pricks.
All treated the slime patrol
With a modicum of respect.
