General Poetry posted August 20, 2024


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Birdbrained Birddogs

by jim vecchio

TO THE HUNTERS WITH THE NEARSIGHTED BIRDDOGS!!!!!!!!!
This mushroom massacre must end! "Dog-Gone-it! GLASSES" is featuring a free eye exam for your dogs. All dogs will receive a 100% guaranteed pair of specs so the mushrooms in our our community can live their lives in peace.



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Please note: This is an entry for the "Flash Fiction" club, not Shelley's "Potlatch Club". It was mis-directed. The criteria was: Write a humorous sign to keep people from bothering you. Use 50 words or less.

Club entry for the "Funny Sign" event in "Flash Fiction/Nonfiction".  Locate a writing club.
Pays one point and 2 member cents.


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