You shoulda known Karen back in the day.

That gal could find a party and she’d stay!

Loved loud music and dance

Halter tops and tight pants

Other gals couldn’t keep up – just no way!

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Oh, but time passes, the years roll on by

And the miles start to show, they don’t lie

There’s a hint at some sagging

But, no hint in her nagging,

And she now describes herself as “quite spry”…

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Shall we raise a toast to this lady’s good living?

And where she has “mellowed”, let’s be forgiving

There’s still a spark in her eye

At a party, you bet she’ll try -

With absolutely no intention of quitting!