Tax Attacks

by Terry Reilly

Our new PM's known as Keir Starmer.

He looks like a jolly pig farmer.

But when he tackles Tax,

which he'll raise to the max,

it will cause such a lot of bad karma.

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Party Pooper #2 writing prompt entry

Writing Prompt

Write a limerick on any political topic. Humor and wordplay are encouraged. Non-blind contest. Your limerick must follow aa-bb-a rhyming. You may have more than one stanza as long as each stanza follows the correct format.

Example written specifically for this contest:

There once was a trucker named Tucker
Who offered his viewers some succor:
When your party lacks class,
Don't take a hard pass;
Instead, clench your buttcheeks and pucker.

Here is a resource with tips on limerick cadence.

Previous political contest listings:
Party Pooper #1
Political 5-7-5 #4
Political 5-7-5 #3
Political 5-7-5 #2
Political 5-7-5 #1

PM = Prime Minister.
Karma = the consequences of one*s actions.

I thought it might be kind to the many US followers of this site to give them a break from the unrelenting controversy regarding their political leaders and parties. Here in the U.K. we also have problems aplenty.

Pays one point and 2 member cents.

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Tax Attacks

by Terry Reilly

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