Satire Poetry posted July 30, 2024


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Term limits 💡

by SimianSavant

Biden just had an idea
while burping the Ave Maria
since he's feeling infirm
he could limit the term
of his supper, and spew diarrhea



Party Pooper #2 writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt

Write a limerick on any political topic. Humor and wordplay are encouraged. Non-blind contest. Your limerick must follow aa-bb-a rhyming. You may have more than one stanza as long as each stanza follows the correct format.

Example written specifically for this contest:

There once was a trucker named Tucker
Who offered his viewers some succor:
When your party lacks class,
Don't take a hard pass;
Instead, clench your buttcheeks and pucker.


Here is a resource with tips on limerick cadence.

Previous political contest listings:
Party Pooper #1
Political 5-7-5 #4
Political 5-7-5 #3
Political 5-7-5 #2
Political 5-7-5 #1


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Biden just announced his intent to set term limits for the Supreme Court. Biden has been in political office for over 50 years, and has not yet resigned.
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