| General Script posted July 27, 2024 |
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This is a Hilarious Script.
22nd Century Crash Test Dummies
by Ronny Guy
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SUPERB: The Year 2193.
EXT. CAR RENTAL PLACE - DAY
The two Crash Test Dummies approach a hover Car.
CRASH TEST DUMMY #1
Hey! Just look at this hot looking hover car.
CRASH TEST DUMMY #2
Why don't we get inside and take off in it and crash...
(beat)
.....ON PURPOSE!
The two Crash Test Dummies enter into the hover car.
INT. HOVER CAR - CONTINUOUS
The two Crash Test Dummies make themselves comfortable in the car.
HOVER CAR DATA SYSTEM
Access granted, ready for take off...
EXT. FORREST - DAY
The hover car flies above the forest.
INT. HOVER CAR - CONTINUOUS
The crash test dummies spot a HUGE tree they're about to crash into.
CRASH TEST DUMMY #1
Now just take a look at that big fat Hubbah-Bubbah tree!
CRASH TEST DUMMY #2
...Looks like we're gonna crash..... YEP!
EXT. FORREST - CONTINUOUS
CRACK!!!
The car crashes into the tree. Both the tree and the car crash to the ground.
Both the car and the dummies are in many pieces.
CRASH TEST DUMMY #1
Greetings people of the year 2024...and 25...and 26...
and the years to come. We know you have seatbelts, wear
them at all times when you're driving.
CRASH TEST DUMMY #2
And whatever you do, just so you don't get into an accident
this bad; don't drink and drive.
CRASH TEST DUMMY #1
And SURELY don't text and drive. It can wait. You guys
had smart phones so you could text each other back in
your days. We studied history, and texting and drinking while
driving caused a LOT of accidents back in your days.
CRASH TEST DUMMY #2
And if you're gonna disregard this message and be stubborn and
still text and drive, or still drink and drive, and not wear your seat
belts, you should accept Jesus into your life in case you get into an
accident as bad as the one we just had with the tree or worse. Because
no human can survive an accident this bad or worse caused by texting/
drinking and driving and not wearing your seatbelts.
CRASH TEST DUMMY #1
At least if you accept Jesus into your life before getting killed in an
accident this bad or worse, you'll go to heaven. And you accept Jesus
by praying and asking Him to Forgive you of your sins, confessing and
really believing He died on the cross for you, and asking Him to come into
your life.
CRASH TEST DUMMY #2
You can learn a LOT from a dummy. Especially in the 22nd century.
CRASH TEST DUMMY # 1 and 2
(speaking simultaneously)
And if you think this script if corney and weird, well, that's cause we're
dummies. But remember our message in this script and don't
YOU be a dummy!
This script is a comedy, meant to get laughter.
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one point
and 2 member cents. 
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