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Joe Don't Know What Be/Be Not So
by Reese Turner
“Say what ain’t so?”, that say Joe
He say that ‘cause he just don’t know!
He don’t know where he be when
They lead him in and/or out again!
He thinks he does good for the USA
When he say, “illegals, come this way!”
He thinks no problem, prices be higher...
Is he really stupid or his pants on fire?
He thinks his style be most affable,
But, his term and life be laughable.
He can’t remember where he be at
Or how to talk, or where he sat.
He’s hoping his new laws give a bump;
Ain’t gonna work, he's dumb as a stump!
Billionaires love him, they gettin’ richer
We middle class suffer. Get the picture?
They’ll pump him up with dope and stuff
So his debate next week ain’t too rough.
He’ll be jazzed to make it over the hump
But, I’m bettin’ he’ll blank next to Trump.
Five more months of “PUTUS in a Maze”
Or, we will surely reach the “End of Days”.
Joe can’t say what is or what ain’t so,
That brain-dead old pol has got to go!
Say It Ain't So, Joe writing prompt entry
“Say what ain’t so?”, that say Joe
He say that ‘cause he just don’t know!
He don’t know where he be when
They lead him in and/or out again!
He say that ‘cause he just don’t know!
He don’t know where he be when
They lead him in and/or out again!
He thinks he does good for the USA
When he say, “illegals, come this way!”
He thinks no problem, prices be higher...
Is he really stupid or his pants on fire?
When he say, “illegals, come this way!”
He thinks no problem, prices be higher...
Is he really stupid or his pants on fire?
He thinks his style be most affable,
But, his term and life be laughable.
He can’t remember where he be at
Or how to talk, or where he sat.
But, his term and life be laughable.
He can’t remember where he be at
Or how to talk, or where he sat.
He’s hoping his new laws give a bump;
Ain’t gonna work, he's dumb as a stump!
Billionaires love him, they gettin’ richer
We middle class suffer. Get the picture?
Ain’t gonna work, he's dumb as a stump!
Billionaires love him, they gettin’ richer
We middle class suffer. Get the picture?
They’ll pump him up with dope and stuff
So his debate next week ain’t too rough.
He’ll be jazzed to make it over the hump
But, I’m bettin’ he’ll blank next to Trump.
So his debate next week ain’t too rough.
He’ll be jazzed to make it over the hump
But, I’m bettin’ he’ll blank next to Trump.
Five more months of “PUTUS in a Maze”
Or, we will surely reach the “End of Days”.
Joe can’t say what is or what ain’t so,
That brain-dead old pol has got to go!
Or, we will surely reach the “End of Days”.
Joe can’t say what is or what ain’t so,
That brain-dead old pol has got to go!
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Writing Prompt Write whatever you please about any or everything. It might be a rant, or an Ode to Remember. Just run and have fun where your mind takes you. |
No, the picture cannot lead you into ful 24 minutes from President Gaffomatic. But it is easy to find if you google Biden Gaffes. There are pages and pages and pages of them. They will put you in a better mood to go to the grocery store and buy gas. The soon-to-be-late Jimmy Carter can finally rest in peace: He will no longer be remembered as the worst president ever...
UPDATE @ 12:25 CDT
Uh-Oh. Oh me oh my!
Not one review has come by!
Guess I be too hard on Joe...
What the heck. That how it go.
Just glad I had the chance to pen
He's a worthless clown. I'd write again.
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and 2 member cents. UPDATE @ 12:25 CDT
Uh-Oh. Oh me oh my!
Not one review has come by!
Guess I be too hard on Joe...
What the heck. That how it go.
Just glad I had the chance to pen
He's a worthless clown. I'd write again.
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