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a scene with Pons and Ned
A chapter in the book Scenes at a Third Party
Scene at a Third Party 39
by Bill Schott
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Characters Ned Nuckledd = Presidential candidate Pons Maninoff = Ned's cousin and apologist. Skar = (Oscar Kilo, Pons's clone) Vice Presidential nominee LorDee (Loralie DeSilva) = Presidential advisor MauMau = media coordinator AA (Abecedari Ann) = Poet Laureate / Pons' girlfriend Betty Biggins = campaign manager/ Ned's girlfriend C1 (Campaign Aide 1) Felix Fine = head of security Powell Wrent = CNN News reporter Even Ghali = Astrologer Hed O'deklas = clone keeper RFC (Radical Female Character) Ron Rump = former president MAGA Molly = presidential running mate Job ByThen = current president Cabala Harrassed = current VP Swan Ham-n-cheese = FOX opiner The scene continues on the sidelines with the staff and visitors chiming in on the debate with Ned, President ByThen, and Ronald Rump. Ron : Once I am back in the saddle, I am going to eliminate the practice of cloning people at a whim. Hed: (calling from the crowd) Why would you do such a thing? Ned: Yeah! You ain't helpin' no one by 'liminatin' calonin'. Ron : What about the debacle at your headquarters where your clone, Genocide Ambivolent Dude, ran amok killing people left and right. Betty : We have never heard of this person. Ned: No we ain't. The only person what done anythin' like that was GED. Ron : That is probably who I'm talking about -- this Jed fellow. Ned: Well, GED ain't no killer. Now I ain't gonna talk 'bout that zombie what D-red, the Agent a Deaf fer bugs and such, brung from wherever he come.
RFC speaks up from her hosting chair. RFC: Did you say zombie? Did you say Agent of Death? Ned: Fer bugs and such. Job : (speaking to Ned) Wait, young man! Are you saying that you had a murderer at your campaign headquarters? Felix: I can speak to that. Betty: (to Felix) No one is asking you, Flicks. Ron : Let the fellow talk, Miss Biggins. Meanwhile, make sure Molly gets your phone number. Job : (speaking to Ron) Are you actually hitting on that woman? Ron : They expect it. Ned: Did I hear what I thunk I heert? Ron : Did you hear "Ned, you're a loser!" Because that is what I heard. Ned: Oh, okay then. I could a swore it was sumppin differ'nt. Job : What about the murder and zombie and Agent of Death?
Ned: -- a bugs and such. Ron : Ned, you're a loser! Wow, I heard it again. Swan: It sounded like a majority of this capacity crowd, obviously drawn here to hear President Trump speak, is unable to control their opinion of the independent candidate.
Job: Their opinion of the candidate ought to be decided by them, Mr. Ham-n-cheese, not your slanted and mostly deceptive commentary. Pons: (to Ned) Pssst! Ned! Change the subject and get it back on something else.
MauMau: Don't sweat it, Pons. I will get us back on track.
Ned: There anybody here knows anythin' 'bout unfusin' a bomb? Everyone in the environment goes silent, then all say "What?!"
To be continued....
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