Satire Poetry posted May 21, 2024


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Late Night Born Again

by Gerard F Keogh

Abortion            Recite these to a fever pitch.
Blasphemy
Calumny
DAMNATION!  There is no turning back now.
Envy 
Fornication 
Greed
HELLFIRE~!!!  Keep shouting to a fever pitch.
I'm 
Just
Keeping             Explain softly, with a warm winning smile.
Lucifer 
Moribund
No                      Are you sorry yet.? I sincerely hope you are!
Omissions
Permitted!
Questions?          Calm their fears. They are not going to Hell if they give now.
Respectfully
Send                    Mjke those pledges bigger, folks.
To Me
Underneath          Call them out. 1-800 numbers. Every region! Three times!
Very 
Worthwhile!
XXX                     Have your wife throw them kisses
Your
Zealot!                  We are doing the work of the Lord! Join us now in a prayer! 
 
 
And some words of praise to the Lord, sung by my wife...  1-800 SALVATION. That number again... 1-800- SALVATION.

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Alphabet Tale writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Craft an entry 26 words long. You must use every letter of the alphabet once and only once for the first letter of each word.
It can be poetry or prose. It doesn't need to be a story but should be a cohesive whole (not just a list of words).


Just for the record, I am a sinner, a church goer and a believer in the Lord. But There are a small number of people on the air right now who are doing this even as I write it. So if this unseemly or wicked or cruel, so be it...
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