Humor Poetry posted May 21, 2024


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What should have happened just one time on Perry Mason.

The Witness Will Answer

by Gerard F Keogh

Mason: " Yiou never cared about him, did you, Miss Tremayne! All you cared about was the money!"
Hamilton Burger: Your Honor! I MUST Object!
Mason: " I repeat the Question, Miss Tremayne:"
 
Do you
care enough to 
 boo hoo? 
 
" Well, do you? Enough to Boo Hoo after you KILLED him!"
" No! I will NEVER boo hoo for him! He deserved it! YES! I KILLED HIM!
 
cue music and fade out to commerical.



2-4-2 Poetry contest entry


Post Number 50
A Milestone Post


Paul Drake: Perry, I still want to know how you knew she did it?"
Perry Mason: " Easy, Paul. She claimed to be in love with him. Yet every single encounter we had with her, there were no wet eyes, no running mascara, no breaking down in tears. That's what put me on to her."
Della Street: " Well, that's our Perry, Paul. Always watching for a woman's reaction."
Paul Drake: " And here I thought I was the expert?!"
Laughter. THE END.
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