Hoo goes there?

“Quit your hooting, I’m trying to sleep!

You can perch, but make no peep”.

Intrigued, the pygmy looked around.

With nothing there, he hoo-ed a sound.

“I warned you man, you’ll have to go,

For an owl, you’re awfully slow”

“Hoo-hoo said that? Show yourself!”

“It’s me, you’re using as a shelf”.

“A tree can’t talk, that’s just absurd.”

“And you claim, you’re the wisest bird!”