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It is interesting what you can see by just sitting & looking

A Typical Day At Wal-Mart

by Monica Chaddick

The crackhead is dancing by the Pepsi machine He's feeling real good, if you know what I mean   His phone hangs from his neck on a chain He's got his bling, though his attire is plain   Now this woman ~ her baby is ready to drop And she is in a body suit made of Daisy Dukes and a crop top   Those girls over there are about to fight They used to be best friends, but they are no longer “tight”   The little old lady fiddles with her purse Drops her list, then her pen, and then she starts to curse   Her daughter would help if she would only let her Unfortunately, it never seems to get better   Seagulls and pigeons make their homes on the roof If you don't believe me, look at the cars for proof   Pushing, cutting, and snide remarks abound Sometimes you get caught up just going around   One register open, the self-check is jammed In these long lines bad tempers are crammed   You know what is sad?  The worst of this part Is that all of this is a typical day at Wal-Mart!