McDonald’s? Not my kind of place.

I like to eat with style and grace.

A restaurant with some ambiance.

(don’t want to call an ambulance.).

I’m not a snob, you understand

but fast food had the upper-hand.

When kids were small and called that shot

we had McDonald’s quite a lot!

So now I dine on nicer fare,

a steak that’s cooked to med’ium rare,

baked potatoes and Brussel’s sprouts…

That’s my favorite, have no doubt.

But sometimes, when the moon is high

and Golden Arches catch my eye,

I must admit, I slip on in

and fill my face with secret sin!