General Script posted April 5, 2024

Chapters:

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Excellent

a scene with Pons and Ned

A chapter in the book Scenes at a Third Party

Scene at a Third Party 34

by Bill Schott

The story has been through quite a journey so far and it has led to April and the real (okay...fake) dash for the Whitehouse. I will present this list of characters, which includes all who have come and gone since September. Then, we will begin in earnest to run the Independent nominee for President of the United States of America.   Characters Ned Nuckledd = began as a VP candidate and has wound up as a campaign staffer. Pons Maninoff = Ned's cousin and apologist.  Skar = (Oscar Kilo, Pons's clone) Vice Presidential nominee GED  = (General Equivilency Dude, Ned's clone) taken by DED, returned as ZombieGED by DRed, GONE LorDee (Loralie DeSilva) = Presidential nominee Zora Abebe = Presidential nominee, GONE zombie victim MauMau = media coordinator AB  (Abracada Brah)  = Dirty Tricks Coordinator GONE zombie victim AA  (Abecedari Ann)  = Third Party Poet Laureate  Pons' girlfriend Betty Biggins: = campaign manager Ned's girlfriend C1 (Campaign Aide 1) C2 (Campaign Aide 2) C3 (Campaign Aide 3) C4 (Campaign Aide 4) C5 (Campaign Aide 5) C6 (Campaign Aide 6) Fox Fine: Detective called in to investigate murder Felix Fine: Detective called in to tell fart jokes Lori Lane: Fox's girlfriend Lowell Wrent = Fox News distorter Powell Wrent = CNN News reporter Sven Ghali: Psychologist Even Ghali: Astrologer Bull Schlitz = Police Inspector inspecting two murders Lt. D'weir = homicide investigator PA = Physician Assistant  Sgt Linda Chin = desk sergeant Patrolman Willy Killigan = beat cop Hed O'deklas = clone keeper DED = Angel of Death  D-Red = Angel of Death for Insects and Pests D-Zed = Angel of Death for Plants RFC (Radical Female Character) The scene opens with Oscar Kilo (Skar), centered and alone, sitting behind a long meeting table, facing the audience.  There is an older-looking landline to his right and a three foot monitor, facing downstage, on his left. Eventually, several people enter from both sides and sit on either side of him.    Betty:  Greetings, Nedophiles, and welcome to this first gathering of the Independent Party, RED, WHITE, and BLUE ... NED's RIGHT with YOU.     Pons: I think we should change our groupie name.    Skar:  Right! This sounds like pedophiles.   LorDee: I abdicated my position and let Ned run for president.   MauMau: I will lead him to certain victory.   AA:  I feel a poem coming on.   Betty: Try gargling.   Felix: Has anyone seen my brother Fox?   Lori:  He's at the clone store.   Felix: He's at the clone store?   Lori: Does anyone hear an echo?   Powell: I need to find my brother Lowell.   Even: I need to find my brother Sven.   RFC: You need to find your brothers and you'll find them in the end.     To be continued...              Write A Review Humble beginning, I know. Pays one point and 2 member cents. You need to login or register to write reviews. It's quick! We only ask four questions to new members.