When I need to augment my ration,
The Good Food Channel is my station
With store bought bologna or wild deer
Chef Julia proceeds with such allure
Preparing a simmering reduction
To my stomach is a seduction!

She makes cooking seem a summer breeze
Whether she includes brie or pot cheese
It truly is  such pure enticement
Just to think of her roast beef slicement
Forget the need for you to reduce
Desire to eat she’ll surely induce!

When she prepares a freshly caught eel
Man! That is truly some sex appeal!
To eat, and eat well, is her incentive
In the kitchen, she is so inventive!
Every time she turns the burner on
Oh my word! It’s such a turner on!

Away from the table, I’ll never go
Should I taste her tuna casserole
As she bakes, my appetite will surge
Alas! Giving me the urge to purge
Even so, please! You can turn me loose
If next, she serves her chocolate mousse!